Florida Man Claims He Was Robbed by Gang of Braless Thieves
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
It may sound like something out of a Benny Hill comedy sketch, but a Florida man claimed he was robbed Saturday by five buxom women clad in overalls with no shirts or bras underneath.
Olmer Morales, 18, told deputies in Martin County that he was stopped and surrounded by the gang of women as he was riding his bicycle to work.
The alleged bandits took $100 that he had in his back pocket before fleeing, TCPalm.com reported Tuesday.
While Morales claimed he had seen at least one of the women in the area before, no arrests have yet been made.
For some reason this story reminds me of the kind where people actually report having been robbed of dope, and have the cops come out to write a report on it. I would have written the hundred off to bad debt and moved on. With the hopes the gang returned, of course.
why of course! i cracked up at the riding his bike to work and how they were fleeing from the scene of the crime thing. tho it doesnt say so id assume this crime happened in broad (no pun intended) daylight what with his being on the way to work on his bicycle what are the odds that a gang of 5 topless buxom women fleeing from the scene of a crime wouldnt be...well noticed, yanno? id imagine that anyone in the vacinity of the crime woulda noticed where they went.
-- Edited by Psych Lit at 17:19, 2008-10-01
Do you think they actually said: "This is a stick up"?
It was probably more along the lines of "keep your hands where we can see them". I just keep running silent movie keystone cop music through my head when I picture this. And imagining these robbers bumping into one another and spinning for no reason while the vic scratches his head, with a great big "aye carumba". I bet the law was brimming with volunteers for overtime for this case.
Florida Man Claims He Was Robbed by Gang of Braless Thieves
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
It may sound like something out of a Benny Hill comedy sketch, but a Florida man claimed he was robbed Saturday by five buxom women clad in overalls with no shirts or bras underneath.
Olmer Morales, 18, told deputies in Martin County that he was stopped and surrounded by the gang of women as he was riding his bicycle to work.
The alleged bandits took $100 that he had in his back pocket before fleeing, TCPalm.com reported Tuesday.
While Morales claimed he had seen at least one of the women in the area before, no arrests have yet been made.
For some reason this story reminds me of the kind where people actually report having been robbed of dope, and have the cops come out to write a report on it. I would have written the hundred off to bad debt and moved on. With the hopes the gang returned, of course.
why of course! i cracked up at the riding his bike to work and how they were fleeing from the scene of the crime thing. tho it doesnt say so id assume this crime happened in broad (no pun intended) daylight what with his being on the way to work on his bicycle what are the odds that a gang of 5 topless buxom women fleeing from the scene of a crime wouldnt be...well noticed, yanno? id imagine that anyone in the vacinity of the crime woulda noticed where they went.
-- Edited by Psych Lit at 17:19, 2008-10-01
Do you think they actually said: "This is a stick up"?
Florida Man Claims He Was Robbed by Gang of Braless Thieves
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
It may sound like something out of a Benny Hill comedy sketch, but a Florida man claimed he was robbed Saturday by five buxom women clad in overalls with no shirts or bras underneath.
Olmer Morales, 18, told deputies in Martin County that he was stopped and surrounded by the gang of women as he was riding his bicycle to work.
The alleged bandits took $100 that he had in his back pocket before fleeing, TCPalm.com reported Tuesday.
While Morales claimed he had seen at least one of the women in the area before, no arrests have yet been made.
For some reason this story reminds me of the kind where people actually report having been robbed of dope, and have the cops come out to write a report on it. I would have written the hundred off to bad debt and moved on. With the hopes the gang returned, of course.
why of course! i cracked up at the riding his bike to work and how they were fleeing from the scene of the crime thing. tho it doesnt say so id assume this crime happened in broad (no pun intended) daylight what with his being on the way to work on his bicycle what are the odds that a gang of 5 topless buxom women fleeing from the scene of a crime wouldnt be...well noticed, yanno? id imagine that anyone in the vacinity of the crime woulda noticed where they went.
Florida Man Claims He Was Robbed by Gang of Braless Thieves
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
It may sound like something out of a Benny Hill comedy sketch, but a Florida man claimed he was robbed Saturday by five buxom women clad in overalls with no shirts or bras underneath.
Olmer Morales, 18, told deputies in Martin County that he was stopped and surrounded by the gang of women as he was riding his bicycle to work.
The alleged bandits took $100 that he had in his back pocket before fleeing, TCPalm.com reported Tuesday.
While Morales claimed he had seen at least one of the women in the area before, no arrests have yet been made.
For some reason this story reminds me of the kind where people actually report having been robbed of dope, and have the cops come out to write a report on it. I would have written the hundred off to bad debt and moved on. With the hopes the gang returned, of course.
Florida Man Claims He Was Robbed by Gang of Braless Thieves
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
It may sound like something out of a Benny Hill comedy sketch, but a Florida man claimed he was robbed Saturday by five buxom women clad in overalls with no shirts or bras underneath.
Olmer Morales, 18, told deputies in Martin County that he was stopped and surrounded by the gang of women as he was riding his bicycle to work.
The alleged bandits took $100 that he had in his back pocket before fleeing, TCPalm.com reported Tuesday.
While Morales claimed he had seen at least one of the women in the area before, no arrests have yet been made.
