I'm obliged to note we have every reason to believe, (contrary to what you may otherwise hear) at least ten percent, if not more, of all Leprechauns are gay, which, one may surmise, would be why they stash their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Leprechauns are, of course, only male, which accounts for their having all that gold in the first place.
lol aint that the truth:)
Buttons and bumperstickers intended to effect massive populating this shamrock-roots movement are now in the planning stages, with publication and issuance to follow shortly. In the interim, I suggest we all set about quietly rehabilitating "sensible shoes" and considering preferred color schemes for our lesprechaun attire. I personally am not too keen on the hat OR buckle thing, but will submit to the majority decision on those issues.
im thinking lavender is the way to go here. ya got your femme wear, yer butch wear, your combat lesprechaun and of course your granola lesprechaun....
I'm obliged to note we have every reason to believe, (contrary to what you may otherwise hear) at least ten percent, if not more, of all Leprechauns are gay, which, one may surmise, would be why they stash their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Leprechauns are, of course, only male, which accounts for their having all that gold in the first place.
Although I affirm the right of this male group to remain independently so, I also support a more equal distribution of wealth, and so propose the building of a strong parallel network of lesbian Leprechanuns (perhaps "Lesprechauns?) to assume our rightful place on this economic ladder along side our male counterparts.
Buttons and bumperstickers intended to effect massive populating this shamrock-roots movement are now in the planning stages, with publication and issuance to follow shortly. In the interim, I suggest we all set about quietly rehabilitating "sensible shoes" and considering preferred color schemes for our lesprechaun attire. I personally am not too keen on the hat OR buckle thing, but will submit to the majority decision on those issues.
-- Edited by Nightowlhoot3 on Tuesday 17th of March 2009 09:30:03 AM
As are, I believe, the smurfs. Really ... always shirtless .. and those white pants ..
and come to think of it .. the teletubbies!!
So lesbian leprechauns huh ... I say ditch the hat, shoes and buckle and go with a headband or bandana, sandals and a nice macrame belt .. tied off on the side ... although I'm not technically a lesbian ...
but dang, ... I wanna bandana too !!!
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I'm obliged to note we have every reason to believe, (contrary to what you may otherwise hear) at least ten percent, if not more, of all Leprechauns are gay, which, one may surmise, would be why they stash their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Leprechauns are, of course, only male, which accounts for their having all that gold in the first place.
Although I affirm the right of this male group to remain independently so, I also support a more equal distribution of wealth, and so propose the building of a strong parallel network of lesbian Leprechanuns (perhaps "Lesprechauns?) to assume our rightful place on this economic ladder along side our male counterparts.
Buttons and bumperstickers intended to effect massive populating this shamrock-roots movement are now in the planning stages, with publication and issuance to follow shortly. In the interim, I suggest we all set about quietly rehabilitating "sensible shoes" and considering preferred color schemes for our lesprechaun attire. I personally am not too keen on the hat OR buckle thing, but will submit to the majority decision on those issues.
-- Edited by Nightowlhoot3 on Tuesday 17th of March 2009 09:30:03 AM
"When Irish eyes are smiling, Tis like a morn in spring. With a lilt of Irish laughter You can hear the angels sing When Irish hearts are happy All the world is bright and gay When Irish eyes are smiling Sure, they steal your heart away".
Because,the way it looks right now the world isn't nearly as "bright" as we'd like it to be and we're still stuck, or dwindling, with that ten percent gay number...Happy St. Patricks Day.
