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Nightowlhoot3 · Guru

RE: Dog in a tube

Psych Lit · Guru

Okay, I'm concerned that you even KNOW of this product. But, you do...so, as long as we're talking about it, if you happen across the human variety lemme know. I would gladly buy them for a boss, "why don't you grow a pair" just doesn't seem to be working on that little man.
ROFL!
I'm guessing MEN are the primary purchasers of these "testicular implants" for their dogs. I chortled at the advertising ... talking about "his self esteem" as if dogs have the same obsession with that which men do, for cryin' out loud.

im speechless that either man or beast would want new balls. that must hurt!

Psych Lit · Guru

My Turn wrote:

Nightowlhoot3 wrote:

Neuticles.com

ok,....looking at this again...it just really weirds me out...i noticed the "self-esteem" statement too...but also these:
that replicates the pets testicle in firmness once implanted.

but feels almost liquid-

ok....who feels their dogs nuts.....and why would one want to????

Jesus...thats it..nothing more to add. lol

and this one....

revolutionary Neuticles UltraPLUS with Epididymis boasts qualities and features NOT AVAILABLE on any human implant today.

my biggest question here is ........for the love of gawd, WHY?

just way too freaky for me.....

Nightowlhoot3 · Guru

My Turn wrote:

my biggest question here is ........for the love of gawd, WHY?

just way too freaky for me.....

It's "a guy thing." How many times have you heard about the guy who refuses to get sterilized after creating all the children he intends to create, so that his partner can quit taking those destructive pills? And how many guys mourn when their dogs are neutered? A LOT! "Why?" Why wasn't this dog neutered when he was a puppy?? It's a "guy thing" -- trust me, and all about machismo, ego, and vanity.

My Turn · Senior Member

Nightowlhoot3 wrote:

Neuticles.com

ok,....looking at this again...it just really weirds me out...i noticed the "self-esteem" statement too...but also these:

that replicates the pets testicle in firmness once implanted.

but feels almost liquid-

ok....who feels their dogs nuts.....and why would one want to????

and this one....

revolutionary Neuticles UltraPLUS with Epididymis boasts qualities and features NOT AVAILABLE on any human implant today.

my biggest question here is ........for the love of gawd, WHY?

just way too freaky for me.....

Nightowlhoot3 · Guru

BoxDog wrote:

Nightowlhoot3 wrote:

BoxDog wrote:
You know darned well what he was looking for, and it wasn't Dunkin Munchkins... Better sit him down and explain they don't grow back.

Are you suggesting I get him this for Christmas?

Neuticles.com

Okay, I'm concerned that you even KNOW of this product. But, you do...so, as long as we're talking about it, if you happen across the human variety lemme know. I would gladly buy them for a boss, "why don't you grow a pair" just doesn't seem to be working on that little man.

I'm guessing MEN are the primary purchasers of these "testicular implants" for their dogs. I chortled at the advertising ... talking about "his self esteem" as if dogs have the same obsession with that which men do, for cryin' out loud.

BoxDog · Guru

Nightowlhoot3 wrote:

BoxDog wrote:
You know darned well what he was looking for, and it wasn't Dunkin Munchkins... Better sit him down and explain they don't grow back.

Are you suggesting I get him this for Christmas?

Neuticles.com

Okay, I'm concerned that you even KNOW of this product. But, you do...so, as long as we're talking about it, if you happen across the human variety lemme know. I would gladly buy them for a boss, "why don't you grow a pair" just doesn't seem to be working on that little man.

My Turn · Senior Member

Nightowlhoot3 wrote:

Neuticles.com

you have got to be flippin' kiddin' me.....omg. i am speechless....

Nightowlhoot3 · Guru

BoxDog wrote:
You know darned well what he was looking for, and it wasn't Dunkin Munchkins... Better sit him down and explain they don't grow back.

Are you suggesting I get him this for Christmas?

Neuticles.com

BoxDog · Guru

Nightowlhoot3 wrote:

As "handsome lad" and I were driving back home, after taking Mom to a combo breakfast/Dr.'s appt, and I glanced back at him in "the wayback" (isn't that what you used to call the seat behind the back seat in station wagons?) looking out all the windows, and wondered what was going through his head. Specifically, I wondered if he really understood that we were "traveling" and driving past all he was seeing.

Mind you, this is a dog who will be two in March, and was only recently introduced to television. When there's a show on with animals (cats, especially) he still runs out of the room, out the doggie door, and over to the side of the house upon which the TV backs -- one must assume he believes the TV to be some sort of evil window, which snatches away all it reveals juuuuuuuuust before he gets to it. One day, though.... one day, he'll beat that TV and get to those other dogs ...

Anyway, I was imagining what he might be thinking on these car rides... wondering if from his perspective, we put on the gentle leader collar and leash, and then go and sit in "the tube" for a while, and images roll past US (rather than the other way around) while we remain stationary, but are somehow transported during the time seated to some other place, as is foreshadowed by the movie shown in all windows. I guess I wonder if he gets the concept that we are the ones moving, going past all those sights, yanno?

You know darned well what he was looking for, and it wasn't Dunkin Munchkins...

Better sit him down and explain they don't grow back.

Nightowlhoot3 · Guru

As "handsome lad" and I were driving back home, after taking Mom to a combo breakfast/Dr.'s appt, and I glanced back at him in "the wayback" (isn't that what you used to call the seat behind the back seat in station wagons?) looking out all the windows, and wondered what was going through his head. Specifically, I wondered if he really understood that we were "traveling" and driving past all he was seeing.

Mind you, this is a dog who will be two in March, and was only recently introduced to television. When there's a show on with animals (cats, especially) he still runs out of the room, out the doggie door, and over to the side of the house upon which the TV backs -- one must assume he believes the TV to be some sort of evil window, which snatches away all it reveals juuuuuuuuust before he gets to it. One day, though.... one day, he'll beat that TV and get to those other dogs ...

Anyway, I was imagining what he might be thinking on these car rides... wondering if from his perspective, we put on the gentle leader collar and leash, and then go and sit in "the tube" for a while, and images roll past US (rather than the other way around) while we remain stationary, but are somehow transported during the time seated to some other place, as is foreshadowed by the movie shown in all windows. I guess I wonder if he gets the concept that we are the ones moving, going past all those sights, yanno?